Critter Canteen is the premire stop for eating food with critters, we got all kinds here, we got dogs, ferrets, raccoons, frogs, we got goats and pigs, we got crazy stuff like apes and exotic shit thats probably illegal to own, you can stop in and chow down with all of em. I mean youre not gonna like, share your meal with em, thatd probably be bad for em, theyre just around yknow. Like think cat cafe.
